Just want you to know that I'm not agains marriage but this might be true 
You have two choices in life:You can stay single and be miserable
Or get married and wish you were dead
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
“Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
“Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
“Husband wanted.”
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
“You can have mine.”
When a woman steals your husband,
There is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished
A little boy asked his father,
“Daddy, how much does it cost to get marries?”
Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying”
A young son asked,
“Is it true dad that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”
Dad replied,” That happens in every country, son.”
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they hade no faults at all.
First guy says, “My wife is an angel.”
Second guy remarks,” You are luck, mine is still alive.”
Kindest regards
You have two choices in life:You can stay single and be miserable
Or get married and wish you were dead
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
“Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
“Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
“Husband wanted.”
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
“You can have mine.”
When a woman steals your husband,
There is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished
A little boy asked his father,
“Daddy, how much does it cost to get marries?”
Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying”
A young son asked,
“Is it true dad that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”
Dad replied,” That happens in every country, son.”
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they hade no faults at all.
First guy says, “My wife is an angel.”
Second guy remarks,” You are luck, mine is still alive.”
Kindest regards
